University Teaching Center (UTC)
Location: PCL Area
So the almighty UTC, the conjoined twin of the PCL. The UTC isn’t the most appealing building on campus and it can’t also be kinda confusing to maneuver. The ground floor rooms are labeled 2.whatever. So this review will cover the bathrooms on this floor. So, the UTC is normally busy all day. The giant lecture rooms provide for a high student population. The bathrooms are decently clean, just kinda old and used. The traffic is pretty heavy so you normally have to share your space with someone. The bathrooms are hollow and ceramic so there is an slight echo. Oh, there’s also not a lot of automatic bathroom features. The UTC being some hybrid outdoor/indoor building leaves the bathrooms in an open layout. Why is this important? Because on cold days the bathrooms are freezing. When you sit down, it’ll feel like Elsa shot your butt hole and or butt cheeks with her magical ice powers, you’ll be pooping icicles. So you basically have to hover over the toilet unless you plan on being there a while to warm it up. But who wants to wait to warm up the toilet, it’s like heating up a car except you really need to poop. NO amount of toilet paper would warm you up, because its only one ply (Come on, student government).
TO WIPE IT UP: Don’t go here if you want privacy or if it’s cold. All your poop will turn into little poop cubes and that would hurt. If you want somewhere peaceful take the escalators up a couple floors they aren’t as busy as the others.
Traffic is based off the idea that less is better. Five poops mean the most peaceful (less likely to have people) and one poop would mean constant intruders on your poop time.