FAWN ACADEMIC CENTER (FAC)
Location: West Mall
Time to review the bathroom on the first floor of the Fawn Academic Center. This one it near the elevators and stair case. The FAC was renovated in the Summer of 2012, so the bathrooms are all up to date. They’re automatic, but that’s nothing special. The FAC is always full of people studying, especially in the afternoon to evening time frame and so are the bathrooms. The first floor is always the most busy and they have a small bathroom to accommodate for it. When you walk in you’re like “hey this is pretty nice, the sitting area is cool, I bet this bathroom is nice and spacy”. Then you turn the corner and you’re like “lol, just kidding”. It’s only a three staller. Basically, you’re guaranteed to share your poop space with someone else, most of the time at least 1/3 stalls will be occupied. Even though it’s clean, the forcefulness of hearing and sharing the soundd of bodily fluids/chunks leave the body is unfortunate. And like always… wrap the toilet paper around your hand around 20 times for a good, no-accidentally-touched-my-poop wipe.
TO WIPE IT UP: Have a fear of people hearing you poop? Don’t go here. But hey, here’s an idea… gather two friends and stake out in the unnecessary lounge area and have an awesome buddy dump. By the end of it you’ll probably have an audience 😉
Traffic is based off the idea that less is better. Five poops mean the most peaceful (less likely to have people) and one poop would mean constant intruders on your poop time.