Welch Hall (WEL)
Location: Tower Area
Oh, the infamous Welch Hall, more commonly known as Welch. Whether you’re in the College of Natural Sciences, Engineering, Business or even Liberal Arts, you’ve managed to have a class here. So you’ve probably been like “Where do I go to the bathroom in this hot mess of a building?!” Well I can tell you the bathroom NOT to go in. On the second floor of Welch in the hallway with all the huge lecture rooms there is a bathroom. Unlike all those new buildings with nice bathrooms, this particular bathroom has been used and abused. The toilets in the this bathroom have gotten more ass than anyone could ever imagine. The bathroom does get cleaned, but the old used look isn’t too appealing. Something strange too, there’s an annoying buzzing sound throughout the room. This could be nice to mask all the “plop” noises. Side note: I’ve heard that in the women’s bathroom there are inspirational sayings written on the wall? (Can’t be positive, but I’ll let you know.)
TO WIPE IT UP: Not many successful poops will be made in this bathroom, just like that test you just took in lecture hall across from you. Only pre-exam, nervous poops in this bathroom. Might I suggest BYOTP, bring your own toilet paper. The stuff they give you shouldn’t even count. You have to almost triple the wipes using that “less than paper thin” toilet paper.
Traffic is based off the idea that less is better. Five poops mean the most peaceful (less likely to have people) and one poop would mean constant intruders on your poop time.