Waggener Hall (WAG)
Location: Tower Area
So this review is for all those Liberal Arts kids more specifically Classics majors. Waggener Hall is between Welch and McCombs. The building is another one of those awkward building that has a ground level then actually floor numbers like 1 and 2. The worst part of your bathroom experience is actually finding the bathroom. The bathrooms are located on the 1st and 2nd floor, but they are not paired. Boy on the first and girls on the second. Such a downer when you really have to go and see that glimmer of light (aka bathroom sign) but much to your dismay its the wrong bathroom. You look around for its pair but find yourself going up or down the stairs in search of it (still needing to poop or pee or both).
Now on to the bathrooms. They’re pretty fitting for the building. They look really classy actually. The stalls are made out of this faux marble and wood that gives it a nice sophisticated-kinda-Roman-but-not-really feel. They aren’t too busy if you catch it at the right time. Granted, they don’t have many bathrooms in the building so that’s the main dumping center. The bathroom is old looking – just like the building – with plenty of stalls but it’s clean. I don’t think that it was all automatic though. Gotta keep it authentic.
TO WIPE IT UP: So the bathroom in Waggener is visually pleasing. Go there to relieve yourself and you’ll be Zeus having a Mt. Olympus sized POOP. You’re so majestic you don’t even need to wipe. (JK, but to each his/her own)
Traffic is based off the idea that less is better. Five poops mean the most peaceful (less likely to have people) and one poop would mean constant intruders on your poop time.